Men Will Have to Learn to Accept Being Ugly... Queer Eye No More

OMG. The Fab Five will soon be over. After winning our hearts with snappy remarks and oodles of style and flair, not to mention making the opposite sex appear more attractive, the current series of "Queer Eye" will be its last.

Does this mean men are up shit creek? In the fashion stakes that is.

I think straight men have two options: they either fend for themselves in the grooming and style departments and hope not to fuck up – that is trying to avoid mixing plaids with stripes; or they do nothing and keep on wearing yesterday’s smelly/gross/possibly soiled (eew) undies, jeans, socks and shirt. Please let it not be the latter.

In announcing the show’s end, Frances Berwick, Bravo's VP of programming and production said, “we proudly watched as viewers embraced the series that really helped open the closet doors on gays and their presence on television and in popular culture."

P.S. Carson you are hiliarious and I’m sure your legion of fans will miss you.