Kiddy Porn No Longer Cool

Children, I mean young models under the age of 16 have been banned from the catwalks of Milan.

Under the Italian campaign, under-16s are “not yet ready for the world of professional fashion”. This means they will have to wait until they are Sweet Sixteen to try drugs and have orgies. We really do live in a world that cares.

The popularity of using pre-pubescent models that have yet to develop a waist, boobs, hips, or bum, is slowly fading.

This is probably the best thing the fashion industry has done in a long time. In Italy, eating disorders such as anorexia and bulimia affect around three million people. One of my favourite models Gemma Ward supported the campaign, describing it as “a great move.”